a quick guide to baby etiquette
A PSA FROM THIS MOTHER OF AN ADORABLE BABY—DONT TOUCH A BABY WITHOUT FUCKIN ASKIN THEIR ADULTS FIRST. how do u even feel the right?! i was completely terrified of giving my friend’s baby germs when i first met him how do u even have the mentality to put babies in harm without asking their adult?!
(Source: drunkfeferi, via humanitys-finest-booty)
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
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"I didn’t need
you, I picked
you. And then you picked me back. And that’s like a promise."